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Things you'd love to say at work 
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.



I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate

yourself in public.



I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.



It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word

you're saying.



I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.



I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.



You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.



I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a

damn.



I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.



Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.



What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?



Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.



And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?



Do I look like a people person?



This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent

lighting.



Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.



If I throw a stick, will you leave?



I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.



Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?



How do I set a laser pointer to stun?



I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

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