While the stock market was at an all-time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.
One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he was worried. He replied that he slept like a baby.
He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations in the market?"
"Yes, that's right," he said. "Just like a baby... I sleep for
a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours!"