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Actual Instructions  
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):

Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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