Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain man was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.